the dreaded wet spot
 

what measures do you take to avoid having to lay in those goopy, gloppy, chilly blobs of seminal fluid?
or don't you care? maybe you even enjoy the wet spot.

Either swallow or bring a towel. :D

most of the time I don't mind the wet spot, but there was one occasion where I didn't like it in the least.

I was visiting my friend at college and he and his girlfriend decided at the spur of the moment to enjoy a little "quality time" when I was out of the room, and rather than enjoying the moment on his dorm bed, they took advantage of the air mattress that I was sleeping on for my visit.

Needless to say he didn't volunteer to let me sleep in his bed that night, so I got the wet spot.........though in his credit he did attempt to get a hair dryer and dry it prior to bedtime.

good plan, soda.:p:D
i hate laying on a towel, 'cause it's not as soft as the sheets.
i've tried aiming for my mouth, but it's hard to watch and achieve the right trajectory at the same time. :D

Last night because not only was spoo to be involved but massage oil as well, he put down not one, but two towels. A fun time was had by all and clean up was very easy. Then I got back in the bed, fluffing and plumping pillows, fixing covers. He, being the sweet man that he is, brought a glass of ice water in and asked me if I wanted a sip and proceeded to slosh the freezing liquid across both of our sides of the bed. We both slept in the wet spot last night :p

Usually the wet spot here is cause by saliva and vaginal fluids...use condoms otherwise. Dries up pretty quickly, actually.

Hey...I detect a certain gender bias here...what makes you think it's all us guys' jizz?

I think all you ladies in committed relationships and on birth control probably got spoiled with the convenience and forgot what it's like with a man who keeps his loads sealed up on delivery! I've had to lay and sleep on tons of wet spots that were purely her juices flowing freely outta her love tunnel!

I don't mind so much, really. The afterglow of a good fuck is usually more than enough to gloss over the mess, as long as it's a negligible, average, silver dollar pancake-sized spot...and I'd also do it out of courtesy so my partner would have a dry section...but there's been times when the lady'd leave this...sopping, sticky...lake...on the sheet... :yikes:

I make sure I am on top of him when I start dripping. :D

LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^!

Good answer Neige~

Most of the time ................ I grin and bear. Once though, holy sheeeeeeeet, I found a Squirter ................... I had to pull everything off the bed. Now mind you I have a Pillow Top Mattress with an extra Pad (2") just so the special sheets fit good. I had to launder everything on that bed. Good thing the mattress stayed dry. (she kept hollering, "your touching my "G" Spot") :roflmao:

I belive its weight watchers that deducts 3 points for trying to avoid the WET spot

My discarded t-shirt
 

Usually comes in handy for a quick and convenient clean-up.

Discarded t-shirt or panties or boxers to sop up the mess. A few drops get on the bed, and I normally get stuck laying in them. :p But as long as he's there to keep me warm, all is well.

What's wrong with a good wet spot? I enjoy being the cause of said wet spot so it doesn't bother me. Irezumi Kiss, silver dollar pancake size spots you say....hmmm....if you only knew...heh heh heh :hot:

We keep a towel next to the bed. He doesn't get off me (or me off him) til the towel has been located, and is in place LOL

However, last night that went a bit wrong when we discovered I am indeed a gusher. Much to his delight, I might add :) x

I'm sorry, but isn't there a rule at Pixies against using the expression 'love tunnel'?!?!

If not, there sure as hell ought to be! EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

We prefer the term hoo hoo around here I think!




*flashes :boobs: at IK to show there are no hard feelings*

Wet spots tend to be down to me, with juices flowing out of my hoo hoo, but there's not normally too prominant a wet spot afterwards. And if I get a little too juicy, I usually send the OH down to deal with it... :licker:

^^^ :thumb: Excellent plan!


There are usually towels involved when we know we're going to be making a mess.

And I have to say...I love how everyone is saying "flowing out of my hoo hoo". :faint:

OOOOooooooMmmmmmmmmmGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! :faint:



Oohhhh Yeeaahhh!! Sounds soooo good, don't it?? LOL ;)

DM

This sounds a lot like my house. :D

Wanna get together and compare notes. ;)

Dammit! Now I'M flowing freely outta my "love train!"

:nana: :nana: :nana:

The biggest spot a girl ever made for me almost had the diameter of a vinyl record...that was amazing...it was one of the few times I've ever felt gushing around my cock...

I'd tell you about the spot my wife made but I don't wanna derail the productive work your love train is accomplishing with delivery room stories.


:yikes: :roflmao:

We always use a big beach towel. I squrit almost everytime and there's a huge wet spot. My biggest took up almost 1/2 of a queen size bed.

/me zips to WA

Its so funny because both me and my wife try to manuver the "endgame" to the opposite side of the bed.

She usually wins and I go ahead and sleep in it, its only cold for a second.

*blushes*
 

I admit, I flow like a garden hose during sex. I do NOT squirt.
(Since most of my sex doesn't involve men, I can blame only myself)
I create HUGE wet spots, and the longer I play, the bigger they are.
I learned long ago to purchase extra large cotton towels to be kept bedside.

WW

"endgame" :roflmao:

Never really been a problem for me or whoever I was with. God that makes me sound like I sleep around a bunch.

Towel.

I never avoid but embrace the wet spot; it serves to keep the covers even more stuck to me :D Plus there is something so :weg: about having her jerk me off and spraying all over my chest, headboard, ceiling whatever. It makes the clean up so much fun, kinda like where's Waldo! :rolleyes2