OK, all you aspiring Erotica writers. The gauntlet has been tossed down! Here is the Challenge:

• You MUST use the following words:
-intensify
-catharsis
-deprecate (no, no, not defecate!!!) or deprecation
-yogurt
-fake

• You may NOT use the following words:
-fuck
-pussy, cunt, twat
-cock, prick, dick
-asshole, anus

• Story must be contained in ONE post only

• The story must include one sexual encounter

• After there are five submissions posted, you can vote on your favorite. Those who have submitted have a vote worth 10 points. Those who don't submit have a vote worth 1 point.

• The Contest will run during the month of November, and the winner announced on Nov 30th.

• The winner will receive 30 minutes free cybersex phone call from their choice of Britney Spears, Cindy Crawford, Ashley Judd, Ben Afleck, Tom Cruise, or Jack Nicholson. (Well, thats what I think the winner should receive, but I'm a powerless peon!)