probably the strangest place that me and my b/f had sex was on a consulting table at the veterinary surgery where he worked. i helped him lock up and we got a bit frisky when he started to listen to my heart with a stethoscope!!!
It was pretty wild and pretty damn good!!!!

Under an overpass on the hood of a Mercury Cougar I still get tickled everytime I drive over one and hear that clop*clop* clop*
That was tied with on the ground in a pine tree farm....needed antibiotics to clear up massive fireant bite in a delicate place

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Strangest so far...

1. In the bathroom of our best friends on Halloween night while they were downstairs giving out candy! I sat on their toilet while my wife faced me and rode me until I came...

2. At the in laws house on their "catwalk" above the living room - they were out at the time, but we used one of their towels to throw down to soak up any mess and took it with us...

I don't know if I can top some of the ones... but my top two are.....

1) At home plate at the local ball park... (not while the game was on...) but the sprinkler system did.....

and the best..... I'll put it like this......

NOTHING BEATS AN OUT OF BALLANCE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!

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Just voted Chairman of the Board for the I.O.T.T (International Order of Talented Tongues)

Unix Love:
gawk, date, finger, wait, unzip, touch, nice, suck, strip, mount, fsck, umount, make clean, sleep

Her eyes were cold and harsh, which made them tough to chew

I ran into my ex the other day, then I backed up and ran into her again.... I miss her sometimes.

Sit with a pretty woman for an hour and it seems like a minute, sit in a hot oven for a minute and it seems like an hour.

An "X" rated movie is one in which the plot is underdeveloped but the cast isn't.

My last girlfriend had everything, maybe that's why she was quarantined!

Two places spring to mind, both with my ex...

1) On the stairs, 20 floors up in a block of flats (apartment building)

2) In a cubicle of a communal public swimming pool in Paris (France) on our honeymoon... no (real) risk of getting caught, but it was fun hearing people walk by while we were doing it.. with her trying her best to keep quiet - she managed too.... just!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

have done it in a Scottish Castle----------many years ago, and on the banks of the river CLYDE as a passenger boat sailed past!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

GOING to do it at GlenCoe, in the spring; ride up on the 'bike, and get "down & dirty" in the heather, with our leathers still on!!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

strangest place... hrmmm, not sure which is the strangest so maybe I should just name a FEW....
ferris wheel AND the rollercoaster
back booth at night club
front row at a concert (the benefit of dressing goth, both her and i wearing skirts made it easy)

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"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?"
"Out with an alley cat, gettin' some skin."
"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, How did it go?"
"In hot as fire and out soft as snow."


Lost

My pic threads:
as requested
Bound...for pleasure!
Ienki and Andvari DO Vegas
oh, and the one Ienki posted of me...
my camera, my rules
and my newest thread with Kadiya
Lost in Wisconsin w/ Kadiya
Been a while
AWW NUTS!

1.in the woods
2.in the water fall
will explain later

Strangest place would have to be:

In a cave behind a waterfall in the dead of night.......candles lit all around us and a flask of hot drink waiting for us in the car in case either of us fell in the river which we had to cross by torchlight to get up into the cave!

Strangest sex would have to be:

With someone I'd only met in person a few hours before. Previous to that I'd never even kissed a guy I'd only just met let alone have full sex, plus oral, plus sharing a bath and a toothbrush - STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!! But good.........oh soooooooooooo good!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Th most unusual place was in the 15th row of a United 747 returning from Hawaii. It was about 2 AM, the flight wan't crowded and the girl I was with wanted to join the mile high club. We had 4 seats to ourselves so no one was in a direct line of site and the cabin lights were dimmed. She went to the bathroom and removed her pantyhose and panties. We climbed under a blanket and spooned. Nice and quiet. We both came as quietly as we could. Afterwards when we got ourselves together we though we were a cool as could be until it dawned on me that the air around us reeked of sex!!!! Anyone who was awake had to know what we were up to. Fortunately the plane arrived in Chicago at 5:00 AM and all everyone wanted to do was get off the plane and get coffee. I will never forget this lesson - Sex smells - It may smell great but boy is it strong.