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06-27-2003, 10:45 PM
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"History is more or less bunk." - Henry Ford
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-27-2003, 10:46 PM
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06-27-2003, 10:46 PM
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I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
-Henry Ford
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06-27-2003, 10:47 PM
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If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
- Henry Ford
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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06-27-2003, 10:48 PM
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Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
- Henry Ford
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06-27-2003, 10:49 PM
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People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
- Henry Ford
{fact: the reason for this is that at the time the only color paint that was available that would dry fast enough for the mass production, such as it was, was black}
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06-27-2003, 10:50 PM
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06-27-2003, 10:51 PM
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You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
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06-27-2003, 10:52 PM
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{an expansion on 6136}
History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we made today.
- Henry Ford, Interview in Chicago Tribune, May 25th, 1916
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06-27-2003, 10:53 PM
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OK, no more quotes from Ford....
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06-27-2003, 10:56 PM
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Ah heck... after a discussion about the Altavista translation service (babelfish.altavista.com) with a co-worker today, I think that Douglas Adams quotes are now in order....
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06-27-2003, 11:00 PM
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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06-27-2003, 11:01 PM
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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